Gladiator vs Braveheart
dedua nie adalah oscar winner..dedua citer berkenaan hero yg berjuang menentang kezaliman..dedua hero memaparkan 'revenge' adalah perjuangan mereka....dedua hero kehilangan orang tersayang..dedua hero buatkan aku terpacak kat depan tv sampai dekat kul 2 pagi...dedua hero adalah lelaki macho yg ko takkan bosan menatap keperwiraan mereka di layar perak...cuma satu jekk yg membezakan dedua hero nie...aku memang takleh miss sumer citer mel gibson sebab aku memang suker giler ngan cara lakonan dan filem mamat nie...manakala russell crowe..aku tak penah tengok filem dia..sebab aku dah cop dia nie 'tak besh' langsung..!! sebab apa..? sebab dialah punca rumahtangga meg ryan berpecah...hahhaha...emo betul ler aku nie..hheheh...
braveheart aku tengok kat tv 4-5 bulan yg lalu...manakala gladiator plak pada hari raya christmas yg lalu..kat tv gak..hehhe...braveheart memaparkan perjuangan scottish menentang penaklukan english di scotland manakala gladiator pula kisah penentangan seorang panglima agung rome yang menjadi hamba dan seterusnya menjadi gladiator terhadap kezaliman maharaja ketika zaman roman emperor
braveheart mampu membuatkan aku menangis...gladiator plak menjadikkan jiwa aku memberontak ....:D
He who fought, fought for freedom. - Braveheart
A general who became a slave. A slave who became a gladiator. A gladiator who defied an emperor - Gladiator
Memo of training
The 'shittest' memo i've ever read....hahhahhahahah
Memo to all employees :
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( S.H.I.T).
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T ).
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T )
P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T. They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T.
Thank you for your time. !
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).
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Meluahkan yang terbuku adalah fitrah insan.
Sasterawan Negara Usman Awang pernah berkata : Jangan diam
- Jiwa Kacau (credited to zerol)
Aku sekadar meluah yang terbuku di hati di sini. Aku tak diam.
Tapi perlu ker aku mengwar-warkan apa yang terluah dari hati aku untuk santapan mata orang??
